(Broadcast live from the captains throne onboard the Toiletprise.)
When I sat down to watch this movie Spock told me Underworld was just going to be another one of those scarey vampire films. He knows how much I'm afraid of vampires! But shortly into watching it and seeing that it was going to be something a whole lot better, I decided to check it out further. (a knock on the outhouse door interrupts our captain as he hears "Sir, are you going to be much longer?" Our captain replies "In a minute MISTER!") So it's your basic "HURRNNK HUUUUUNMK" storyline of vampires vs warewolves but to scramble it up a little they put in this guy that's family tree started the whole thing and grandpa Barnabas. Not to mention a fine chick that's the main star of the movie. I'd love to get her in my captain's quarters! (another knock and "Sir? Sir you're needed on the bridge!" Captain Model T. replies "One damn minute ensign!") Looks as though I'm going to have to cut this one short. Looking forward to watching the sequel to this film. I give Underworld a rating of 10 for it's beauty! Kirk out! Ahead flush factor 1 Mister!