(Broadcast live from the captains throne onboard the Toiletprise.)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Mmmm chocolate, OH OH one second! AHHHHHHH, I wouldn't nessessarily call this a remake of the original 70's version of Willy Wonka and the Cocolate Factory because the official book was called Charlie and the Cocolate Factory. The visual effects where great, the Ooompa Loompa was shorter than usual and Johnny Depp's betray of Willy Wonka was a freaky Tim Burton look as usual in Tim Burton films. I found most of it humorous, though the 70's version had more twisted words that would make you think twice into the mind of Wonka. I do like how they went more into the character backstory of Wonka. What made him the man he is today. I gotta get me one of those, OH HUUUUUNKK HRRRRMMMMMMPPPP (cuzzzzbloosh) AHHHHH... Wonka Bars, though Dr. McCoy says I need to cut back on the sweets. Man I hate it when the water bounces back on ya. All-in-all I give this film a 7 out of 10. For visual effects and storyline. Join me next week as I travel to a planet where I will attempt Finding Neverland. Ahead flush factor 1 Mister!