(Broadcast live from the captains throne onboard the Toiletprise.)
KING KOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG! I sat down infront of my private view screen in my quarters last night to watch this historical document. The beautiful Naomi Watts was taken by this "thing"! I had seen a few of her earlier work, she's a great historical document actress. Anyway, onto the film, this Gorilla was massive! It's hard to believe back then that such beasts existed. Humanity has wiped most of the endangered species off the planet, but started to try and perserve them. I had read about them in books and had seen old 20'th century footage about them, but had never seen one so huge. Another massive beast is the killer whale. I had heard about these as well growing up in Iowa. I have always had a dream that I would someday see one in real life, but if a person could go back in time, that would be the only way. Kong was a dirty ape striken with love, it's ashamed that they kidnapped him and forced him infront of a studio audience. I'd go mad too trying to escape the captivity THAT is New York. But in the end, he was dead. I QUIVERED, I CRIED. "Enginering to Captain Model T. Kirk!" "What is it Scotty?" Scotty "Sir, you had better get down here!" "Understood, Kirk out!" Sorry for cutting this review short but I've got to wipe up and get down to enginering. Ahead flush factor 1 Mister!